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Politics : DON'T START THE WAR

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To: Ed Huang who wrote (19317)3/11/2003 5:31:13 PM
From: tsigprofit  Read Replies (1) of 25898
 
Donald Rumsfeld - prepared to fight by himself if necessary.

In a developing story today...

Donald Rumsfeld, responding to reporters, said
"If necessary, I will fight Saddam by myself!"

"To hell with the 90% of Americans that are against us!"

Cheney could not be reached for comment, as he is currently
at a non-disclosed location..

Rumsfeld has apparently been seen in a B-2 trainer,
studying how he could fly over Iraq solo, and drop
one of the new super-bombs - the MOABs, tested today
in Florida, on an Iraqi position.

Rumsfeld, after viewing a late-night rerun of "Dr.
Strangelove", has decided that his place in history
could best be cemented by emulating his hero, Slim Pickens:

english.mankato.msus.edu

Developing story...

(satire)
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