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That's not fair. You didn't let others know, so that they could compete also. jlallen should at least be given a chance to better me.
Here's a quiz for you:
Two Arabs were trying to sleep with the same camel, in their tent. They made a deal, and agreed that one of them could do the camel during the day, and the other during the night.
During the next night, there was a session of foreplay, in which one of the Arabs was whispering sweet nothings into the camels ear. Then there was a few minutes of heavy breathing (by the Arab), and grunting by the camel. Or, was it heavy breathing by the camel, and grunting by the Arab? Hmmmm!? Doesn't matter.
Suddenly an emotional scream of "God is Great" filled the tent, followed by an Arab falling off the camel. This, obviously, woke up the other Arab during the night, and repeated several times until morning.
The quiz: Did the Arab scream "God is Great" in Arabic, or did he scream it in Pig Latin? |
