I don't understand all this code crap. We were in a code Orange state back a few months ago, maybe even Sept, and Shrub begins to make it look like Iraq is the biggest threat to the Empire since the Gauls and the Saxons headed south. Bad guys, immediate threat, blah blah. 2 daze later,we drop back down to yellow or whatever the hell the color was. I can't even remember all the ones we have at work; my favorite is when an ICU nurse calls a code black; he just put the coffee on.
In the mean time, thanks in no part to fools like me (not), the co. making duct tape, headed by a guy who just happened to be a major Bush backer, makes big,big profits. However,I have been taping all the ducks I can catch,so they won't go any further south. Never can tell when I might have to eat 'em. Maybe Ridge isn't so dumb after all.
Seriously, almost bagged a turkey on the highway this morning. Close call.
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