Oh.Read all.LOL.Priceless Wedding
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the
reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the
crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank
the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing
such a lavish reception.
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> As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his
gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila
envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The
groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a Private
detective to tail them.
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> After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he
turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled
first thing in the morning.
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> While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if
nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over
$32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family
members.
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> This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a
MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
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> > Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
> > friends......................................$32,000.
> > Wedding photographs commemorating the
> > occasion..........................................$3,000.
> > Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
> > Maui..............................................$8,500.
> > The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man..........Priceless.
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> There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
> MASTERCARD.
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