LOL!
Yeah I think the band is rounded out by a few other top
notch musicians.
There's Tommy "Color Code" Ridge on the keyboard.
On the horn you got Spastic Colin Powell.
And the strung out lead singer is Georgie "Hide The Blow" Bush.
They've been trying to get him to play an instrument but
can't seem to figure out all the note configurations on
that triangle yet.
Their latest hit is climbing the republican charts fast.
So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to
Chirak Around The Clock!
One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, Iraq,
Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, Iraq,
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, Iraq,
We're gonna bomb Iraq tonight.
When the clock strikes one
Well brop a bomb
It's not aimed at kids
Nor their mom's.
Fug Chirak, Were gonna bomb Iraq tonight.
When the clock strikes two
Three and Four
We'll fly over Baghdad
and drop some more.
Fug Chirak, Were gonna bomb Iraq tonight.
When the clock strikes five
six and seven
half that city
will be on the express train to heaven.
Fug Chirak, Were gonna bomb Iraq tonight.
When the clock strikes eight
and eventually nine
Shrub and Dick will be saying
Soon that oil will be all mine
Fug Chirak, Were gonna bomb Iraq tonight.
When the clock strives ten
eleven and twelve
Who ever thought of the lows
this adiministration would delve
Fug Chirak, Were gonna bomb Iraq tonight.
<sound of record skipping...>
So don't touch that dial kids. When we return from this
quick break we'll be playing the B52's latest two hits Iraq
Lobster and The Love Chirak.
-AllanFreed
P.S.
(Freed was indicted on payola charges in 1960. Cheney claims he had nothing to do with it.) |
