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Pastimes : My House

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To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (6397)3/25/2003 6:18:34 PM
From: Solon  Read Replies (2) of 7689
 
It's easy! Just fling handfuls of wild flowers over her (or any particular kind of flower which seems to fit her essence). Next, spend about 10 minutes "artfully" re-arranging them in order to enhance the artistic vision you alone are capable of seeing. Don't forget to say, "ahhh" and "Yes, yes, yes...." while alternating between pensive and enthralled.

Be firm and controlling in your uniquely gentle way. Tell her to bend an arm, move a leg, lift a shoulder...whatever will assist your artistic attempt to capture the most beautiful woman on the planet.

Remember...you are an artist. You cannot explain all your reasons, because in fact you are unfathomable. :-) Have fun! <g>
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