War Plans:
The original Plan A, as expressed by recent Press reports, and obtained from anonymous sources close to the DOD,. was to send one division to the Gates of Baghdad by day three, destroy the Republican Guard, parachute into a Palace, kidnap a sleeping Saddam for a War Crimes trial, and then leave the country to its own resources.
Since none of these events occurred, the plan was an obvious and complete failure, other than for our
luck in seizing control of 95% of the entire country and making what is left of the enemy even madder and more determined to resist. Since this seems to lead to assured victory in time, the Press is now suggesting we junk Plan A, despite the objections of GWB and a certain Mr Rumsfeld, and implement Plan B
Plan B is now being developed by Press Associations both inside and outside the US, with assistance from Syria, Palestine, Jordan, France, the BBC and unknown numbers of SI members.
When implemented , Plan B is guaranteed to snatch defeat out of the jaws of the impending victory
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