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To: PartyTime who started this subject	3/29/2003 4:59:10 PM
From: ChrisJP	Read Replies (1) of 21614

Marines Dazed and Confused on Battle Plan 4/01/2003 On Special Assignment with the JustObserving News Marines on the front lines are complaining that this isn't the war they were told about. "I was told the enemy would have bullseye targets painted on their uniforms.", said one marine. "I was told that Iraqi women look like Jeniffer Lopez and are ready to show us their appreciation, if you know what I mean.", said another. "We know to shoot at soldiers in uniform, we know to shoot at soldiers in civilian clothes, we know not to shoot at civilians in civilian clothes, but what about civilians in soldiers uniforms ? No one told us what to do about them." "Yeah ! And what about animals ? What side are they on ? Yesterday I was on patrol and a dog approached me. I thought he just wanted to be petted, but without warning, it sniffed my crotch ! So I killed it." "Better safe than sorry.", said his platoon leader.

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