this guy tickles my funny bone -- what a nut
>>Or maybe the problem with my consumer confidence is the fact that tomorrow over twenty members of my "family," men, women and children voraciously eating my food and jostling for limited seating space, are coming to my house to celebrate my 56th birthday, which was actually last Thursday, but whose actual celebration was moved to this Sunday so as to allow for universal attendance at the buffet. I used italics around the word "family" to indicate that every one of them is related to me only because I am married to my wife, and without her I would probably be totally alone, and living in my own filth under a bridge somewhere.
Now, don't get me wrong. They are a real nice bunch of people, as far as I know. I mean, I hear some stories and all, little things really, but they have always, well, mostly anyway, been polite to me!
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