April 04, 2003
Kerry Calls for U.N. Rule in Post-Bush U.S.
(2003-04-04) -- U.S. Senator John Kerry, D-MA, said the United Nations should have primary responsibility for governing the United States in the post-Bush era.
Sen. Kerry, who recently called for regime change in the U.S., said a U.N. occupation force should be stationed in all 50 states after the 2004 elections to ensure peace during the transition to a socialist dictatorship.
"It's clear that a nation with so many ethnic groups and competing idealogies is not ready for representative government," he said. "So the United Nations must take control as soon as George Bush is overthrown. Food and universal health care will of course be provided by the transitional ruling council."
April 03, 2003
Kerry Names Annan As Running Mate
(2003-04-03) -- U.S. Sen. John Kerry announced today that if the Democrat party nominates him as the presidential candidate, he will name U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan as his running mate.
"This is the only way to heal the wounds America has inflicted on the world," said Sen. Kerry. "I've likened our President to Saddam Hussein in calling for regime change in the U.S., now I'm doing something concrete to fix America by making our government more like the United Nations. "
According to the U.S. Constitution, a vice president must meet the same requirements as a president, and a president must be a natural born citizen. However, Sen. Kerry said that the U.S. Constitution is an "old-fashioned" document since it assumes the U.S. is a sovereign nation.
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