Democraps, don't read this posting. It is a funny story, BUT TRUE!
I have a Democrap guy who works for me. He is honest, works hard even when I am not around, but has some funny ideas.
Not too long ago, he was saying I sure will be glad when these elections are over. I asked why? Well I want to see what they are gonna do for us.
My initial effort was to keep from bursting out in laughter. He was serious and I didn't want to hurt his feelings. I said, "Clyde, you work like a Republican, but think like a democrap. You get a nice retired check from the Navy, you are drawing social security, your wife is drawing social security, what more can the government do for you?"
I still laugh when I think about it. Clyde is always taking time off from his regular job so he can go nag the VA people about upping his disability. I am sure if he ever gets it up to 100%, he will then complain that the amount is too low and he should get more... hehehe |