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To: RR who wrote (57898)	4/16/2003 1:32:03 AM
From: Dealer	Read Replies (1) of 65232

I'll close out with a joke I just found...French of course: good french joke 5 surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The 1st surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, becuz when u open them up, everything inside is numbered." The 2nd responds, "Yeah, but u should try electricians. Everything inside them is color-coded." The 3rd surgeon says, "I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The 4th surgeon chimes in: "U know, I like construction workers. They always understand when u have a few parts left over and when the job takes longer than u said it would." But the 5th surgeon, Dr. Fishbein, shuts them all up when he observes: "The French are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus the head and *** are interchangeable."

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