The Daily Mirror. London
Mar 17, 2003
FRENCH DISSING IN THE U.S.A
By Tony Parsons
I hope that the continent of Europe never again needs help from the
United
States of America.
I hope that there's never some murderous little tyrant -- another Hitler,
another Milosevic - that Europe needs help in taming.
I hope that there's never some economic catastrophe that requires
American
dollars to make it right, as they did at the end of the Second World
War.
I hope that the Euro experiment works. I hope that all those
peace-loving
souls in Belgium, Germany and France can somehow muster an army to
protect
themselves.
I hope that the continent I live on never again needs to go cap in hand
to
the Americans.
Because if that black day ever comes, I have the feeling that America
might
just tell Europe where to go.
On the eve of war, there is a tangible anger in America. But
surprisingly
not all of it of it is directed against the Saddam Hussein and his
regime.
It is the French and their government who are detested by the Americans.
"This is all about oil," the Brits hear all the time. And Americans
think
there is some truth to it being "all about oil" too. In this case -- the
$50
billion worth of oil contracts that France has with Iraq. In American
eyes,
that is why the French are so keen to avoid a war to remove Saddam
Hussein
and his regime in Iraq.
Anti-French feeling in the United Kingdom is rarely any more than a
passing
fancy, a jokey bit of "hop-off-you-Frogs" banter. This is currently NOT
true in America. Their anti-French feeling is no joke or passing fancy.
The cafeteria in the House of Representatives no longer serves French
fries
-- chips to you and me, guvnor. Now they sell something called "freedom
fries". That sounds nuts -- and of course it is. But that is a small
example of the growing feeling in America that France has no respect for
the U.S.
But when a furious Congresswoman presents a "bring home our dead" bill
demanding that the 75,000 American men and boys who died in France
during
two world wars be dug up and brought home, you definitely realize that
this
is more than "hop-off-you-Frogs" banter.
Congresswoman Ginny Brown-Waite says, "The remains of our brave
servicemen
should be buried in patriotic soil, not in a country that has turned its
back on the U.S. and on the memory of Americans who fought and died
there."
That's the difference between the British and the Americans. We do not
feel that the British casualties in two world wars died to liberate the
French. We believe that we were fighting for our nation's survival.
Just
like the
Russians.
It is different for Americans. Throughout the 20th century, through two
world wars and one Cold War, America gave all the blood and money Europe
needed to keep it free.
They feel that the current crisis has proved that Europeans are, when
all
is said and done, an ungrateful bunch of Euro bastards who do not give a
flying baguette about the 75,000 American graves in Europe. This is a
very
serious matter, not to be taken lightly.
Anti-European feeling in the U.S. goes right across the board of public
opinion, even among the thousands of Americans who are passionately
against attacking Iraq. America is united in feeling betrayed by
Europe.
America is
finally starting to understand that -- to Europe's eternal shame -- there
is
a European opinion that 9/11 was America's comeuppance.
Secretaries and waiters leaping from the top of the burning twin towers
---
The fault of American arrogance???
A terrified four-year-old girl cowering at the back of a hijacked plane
---
Blame it on America's support for Israel???
A stewardess with her throat slit by a carpet cutter --- One in the eye
for
American imperialism???
Those 3,000 dead, murdered on live television --- Europe blames
America???
When 9/11 happened, you might have expected to see Palestinians dancing
in
the street --- but who would have expected the grim look of satisfaction
on
the faces of old Europe???
Those Americans who are against the war admire Britain because we had a
peace march where a hundred thousand people filled the streets of
England.
Those millions of Americans for the war admire Britain because Tony
Blair
has been a true friend to America. And although the average man on the
English street might make jibes about Blair being a "poodle," among
American hawks, our Prime Minister is seen as strong-willed. He is seen
as
strong willed by the Americans - and we English should be bloody glad of
it!
It has been good to be British in America these past few weeks. For
America has been reminded that Britain is the best friend it has in the
world, joined by blood, language, history, instinct and culture.
When will the uninformed masses of British wake up from their pathetic
little dreams of being Europeans and realize that we have been looking
for
our future in all the wrong places?
Who wants to be European today? Who wants to be an ungrateful,
unprincipled, two-faced, pacifist, Euro-grasping, oil-hungry
Lilliputian?
No matter what happens over the coming days and weeks, it is true what
they
say - the English Channel is far wider than the Atlantic.
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do
nothing." - Edmund Burke (1729-97)
"Lord, We pray for peace but understand it is worth fighting for.
Protect
our troops as they protect us. Bless them and their families for their
selfless acts. Amen." |
