Of all the conspiracy theories floating around, this one is the best for anyone who needs a good laugh:
Once upon a time there was an evil hippie who lived in a cave, in a land far away.
The evil hippie had magical powers to make him invisible so none of the thousands
of secret agents looking for him all over the world would be able to find him. The
evil hippie had evil minions who lived with him in his secret bat cave, whom he was
also able to make invisible when they went grocery shopping for munchies and
WMDs. The evil hippie liked making home movies in his bat cave and had the
ability to change his face whenever he left his vids around for secret agents to find.
One of his favorite tricks was to make little shacks look like weapons factories, which
then turned back into homes of poor people when bombs landed on them.
One day the evil hippie decided to make a couple dozen of his evil minions invisible
so they could invade the most powerful nation on earth, and stay invisible so none
of that nations secret agents would be able to see them. As strangers in a strange
land, the invisible evil minions entered the country without being noticed, stole top
secret bioweapons from a military base, learned to fly jumbo jets, evaded security
at 4 airports, hijacked 4 airplanes with their bare hands, avoided military
interference for an hour and a half, and after bouncing their airplanes off buildings
designed to hold up after being hit by airplanes, were able to make the buildings
magically turn to powder through the use of an evil incantation executed by their
ghosts which caused jet fuel (kerosene) to melt through foot thick steel beams. The
evil hippie then cast a magic spell that made all the evidence go away, all the
investigations to cease, and everyone in the nation to forget about wondering what
actually happened. |
