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Politics : Stockman Scott's Political Debate Porch

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To: SOROS who started this subject4/23/2003 6:44:39 PM
From: Proud Deplorable   of 89467
 
Rule-the-World Proudly Presents...
by Harry Brown

Now Playing on a TV Channel Near You

** Operation Iraqi Freedom **

COMING ATTRACTIONS

See our other Epic Productions, coming soon:

Operation Iranian Freedom
Operation Syrian Freedom
Operation Libyan Freedom
Operation Lebanese Freedom
Operation Zimbabwian Freedom
Operation Philippine Freedom *
Operation Pakistani Freedom
Operation Afghan Freedom III *
Operation Indonesian Freedom
Operation Saudi Arabian Freedom
Operation Algerian Freedom
Operation Angolan Freedom
Operation Azerbaijanian Freedom *
Operation Bahrainian Freedom
Operation Belarusian Freedom
Operation Bhutanian Freedom
Operation Bruneian Freedom
Operation Burmese Freedom
Operation Burundian Freedom
Operation Cambodian Freedom
Operation Cameroonian Freedom
Operation Chadian Freedom
Operation Colombian Freedom *
Operation Cuban Freedom
Operation Egyptian Freedom
Operation Equatorial Guinean Freedom
Operation Eritrean Freedom *
Operation Haitian Freedom
Operation Kazakhstanian Freedom
Operation Kenyan Freedom
Operation Korean Freedom
Operation Laotian Freedom
Operation Maldivean Freedom
Operation Omanian Freedom
Operation Qatarian Freedom
Operation Rwandan Freedom *
Operation Sudanese Freedom
Operation Somalian Freedom
Operation Swazilandian Freedom
Operation Tajikistanian Freedom
Operation Tunisian Freedom
Operation Turkish Freedom *
Operation Turkmenistanian Freedom
Operation Uzbekistanian Freedom *
Operation Yemenian Freedom
Operation Russian Freedom
Operation Chinese Freedom

* Don't miss the surprise twists in these productions, when members of the
"Coalition of the Willing" discover they've been targeted by Rule-the-World
Productions.

YOUR GUARANTEE OF SUPERIOR ENTERTAINMENT

These great dramas are brought to you by the same talented team that brings
you:

Government Health Care
Government Education
Government Drug War
Government Welfare
Government Foreign Aid
Government Farm Subsidies

and our all-time #1 award-winner:

Government Postal Service!!

THE CREDITS

All produced by the world's largest enterprise: The United States Government

Remember our motto:

"We're from the government and we're here to help you!"

NOTICE

Due to conflicts of interest, we've had to cancel:

Operation American Freedom

OUR APOLOGIES

We apologize that some of our previous epics ended tragically.

"Operation Vietnamese Freedom" didn't live up to its advance billing.

"Operation Panamanian Freedom" was scripted to end Panama as a drug conduit,
but instead destroyed the Panamanian military -- leaving no way to stop the
flow of drugs.

"Operation Iraqi Freedom: the Prequel" was intended to produce an Iraqi
uprising and an end to the evil demon, but we changed the script at the last
moment.

"Operation Kosovo Freedom" ended the ethnic cleansing of Albanians, but
mistakenly replaced it with the ethnic cleansing of Serbs.

"Operation Afghan Freedom" enabled the Taliban to come to power.

"Operation Afghan Freedom II" produced a lot of Rock & Roll and recycled
veils, but it also left the country in the hands of feuding warlords and a
U.S.-imposed viceroy who fears for his life.

But we promise that you'll love "Operation Iraqi Freedom." Unlike the last
few productions, we guarantee to kill all the evil-doers -- and even more!

[Note: All countries mentioned in the Coming Attractions have been accused
by the U.S. government of "terrorist connections" or are currently
designated by Freedom House as "Not free." Most of these countries engage in
torture or other human-rights abuses. And you aren't pro-torture, are you?!!

Is it about time to mind our own business, or what?!

Russell Comment -- As you can see, Harry is not pleased with the way things are going. And oh yes, he's not big on government either.
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