| HOW sylvester80 WORKS: Wake up, think earth is flat, call 911 to verify flatness of earth, notice sun in sky, call psychic hotline to verify sun does indeed revolve around earth, but earth is flat, take medication, consult Ouija board to find out who's really behind Bush, watch weather report which seems to indicate earth is round, but earth is flat, take more medication, post on SI repeatedly, consult UFO websites which again seem to show a round earth, but earth is flat...continue until bedtime--MK-- |
