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Politics : Your Thoughts Regarding France?
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To: David Lawrence who started this subject4/25/2003 10:45:38 AM
From: Cooters  Read Replies (1) of 662
 
Dear Abby:

I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphia and
one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Jersey City.

I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence
in Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is
currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of sexual
misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Hong Kong prostitute who
lives in the Bronx and is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel. Her
time there is limited as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the
working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining
our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at
least it would get them off the street, and hopefully, kick their their
heroin habits.

All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiancee and
look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be
totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my distant cousin who is French?
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