Hello KastelCo and energyplay, I do not want to jinx your game of energy royalty trust by gushing all over the buffet table, but gad, these things are simply too neat.
To think that I had engaged in the most wild of speculations flipping Softbank, Yahoo, Ariba, Vertical Net, Internet Capital Group, and RenRen.com without ever flipping through a single page of their annual report before the buy, during the hold or after the flip and yet believed, truly believed in their magic … but thankfully did not believed enough to get burnt:0).
Actually, truth be now told, except for Softbank, I never stuck around long enough to be mailed their annual reports. As for Softbank (Japan mkt), I do not remember having received anything from them during my 14 months holding period, certainly nothing in English, and definitely nothing that came close to the weighty 200+ pages of analyst reports that got sent back and forth across the Pacific amongst fellow speculators.
To think, even after receiving many distributions from these … what do you call them? Oh, yes … energy trusts, month after month, and still I treat them as a pieces of moldy poisoned cheese arranged on a sprung trap.
Well, I am a changed person.
Today is extra beautiful. The day is cool, rainy, and yet foggy, misty, but strangely breezy. Starting at 10:00am I was led through my exercise routine, and then lympho-massaged until I ruptured in the ecstasy of pain.
I do the exercises just to get the massage. They tire me out completely, and exhaust all urges to do anything other then spinning a John William’s guitar CD on the machine while falling into deep sleep.
Before dropping off to sleep at 1:30, I at first struggled to read the second of my energy royalty annual reports. As I got into the very plain report put out by Enerplus, I got more and more excited, started to breadth faster as the pulse raced and synaptic neurons went into uncontrolled rapid fired.
I corrected the situation by stumping on my reflexology machine while I read.
It was a magical experience. The numbers, devoid of mystery, jumped out at me; the words, simple ones elegantly strung together, grabbed me and led me to the next riveting paragraph, page after beautiful page.
Every cell in my body at first whispered and then cried out, ‘buy, buy now, plenty, before it is too late, and use plenty of debt-ly Japanese Yen leverage’. The ailing Yen may rise against the sick USD, but against the CAD … do not even think about it.
Thus exercised, I slipped into deep drooling kind of afternoon nap.
In my dream I saw a space alien machine using multiple straws to drain the good earth of Canada of the carbon fluid, and out the other end of the magnificent machine, money flowed out.
It was a beautiful dream.
Chugs, Jay
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