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Politics : Stop the War!

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To: Raymond Duray who wrote (17187)5/11/2003 10:05:29 AM
From: Edscharp  Read Replies (1) of 21614
 
Raymond,

I love it. You should write the next Star Wars Episode.

How about this? Lovable Ewok terrorists offer themselves to the denizens of Planet Saudi as irresistibly cheap houseworkers, taxi drivers and welcome mats. The foolish and corrupt Saudians agree.

In the meantime, Darth 'Dubya' refits the little known and insanely violent 'Earthers' into a modern Empire storm trooper army equipped with fusion blasters.

Enter Raymond and Gustave Skywalker, the hideous step-children of Luke Skywalker mistakenly ill-conceived during a drunken bought with a scantily clad Wookie. Recognizing the Empire for what it isn't, another JudeaoChristianfacist plot, they quickly seek to undermine each other, and avoid the draft, by posting spurious rumors on the intergalactic internet. They spend the rest of their days blaming the Empire for the spread of Rigelian Anthrax and ripping off the arms of webmasters who dare to interfere with them.

In the meantime those doormats come alive......

Stay tuned for the next installment of The Star Wars saga which continues next year with Episode CMXI, The Phantom Gustave.

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