OT The guy dies. Was very bad and ended up in hell. There, he was given two choices: The American or the Brazilian hell.
The guy asked: "What's the difference?"
"Oh, the devil in charge says, you will be tormented and suffering in both of them, In the Brazilian hell, you'll be orced to eat a 20Kg can of shit, at breakfast, lunch and dinner while you are poked with a red hot trident "
"Oh, that's nasty! How about the American section, what's the torment?" the guy asked.
The only difference, really, in the American section the share of shit you'll eat is only a cup, at breakfast, lunch and dinner while you are poked with a red hot trident "
The guy didn't think twice" "I will chose the American side of hell" and so he ended up in a place where everyone was gloomy, sad and distressed. While others cried as they were poked with red hot trident, constantly.
At the other side of the wall separating the two hell's section, he hears music, laugh, and people were dancing samba!!! He asked one sad guy:
"Why those guys eating a 20Kg can of shit are laughing about?"
He says: "Have a peek above the wall. See by yourself how bad our decision to choose the American side of the hell was."
The climb a chair on top of table -full with empty cups- indeed the guys who had chosen the Brazilian hell, were happily dancing and enjoying themselves. No devil on site. No cans of shit were there to be seen, and the tridents were piled at corner cold and no fire was lit!!!
He asks: "Hey amigo! What's the deal, here people are eating a cup a day and are all sad, you are eating 20Kg of shit three times a day and in the Brazilian hell and you are all happy!
"Well, the guy says, here is Brazil, one day they run out of cans, the other the shit doesn't come, when there are shit and cans, the devils are on vacation, when there are devils, cans and shit, is a public holiday, when everything is here, and is working day, there is no coal to run the fire to make the tridents red hot, then is all party, party, ... iiuuu!!... huuu!!... Skindo, skindo, skindo do do!!! And they kept partying. |
