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To: Joe Lyddon who wrote (34881)	6/21/2003 9:05:35 PM
From: maceng2	Read Replies (1) of 110582

Top 10 things likely to be overheard from a Klingon Programmer -Specifications are for the weak and timid! -You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand! -Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull! -What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake. -Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have 'arguments' - and they ALWAYS WIN THEM. -Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak. -A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment on his code! -Klingon software does NOT have BUGS. It has FEATURES, and those features are too sophisticated for a Romulan pig like you to understand. -You cannot truly appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon. [note from pb:- and my personal favorite.. very windows XP -g-] Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are! annoyances.org annoyances.org

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