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To: abuelita who wrote (27280)6/28/2003 5:20:16 AM
From: Clappy  Read Replies (1) of 104197
 
i need something to make me laugh.

i just spilled some white alkaline
paint (about two cups worth) in the
hall - on the carpet <dng>

Oh fork. That sucks.

Were you able to get most of it out?

Here are a few tips: (Google has even more tips)

ces.ncsu.edu

As far as making you laugh...

hmmm... I dunno. Paint on a carpet pretty much sucks.
Not a heck of a lot funny 'bout that.

Well, maybe there's one thing.

Try reading that link and imagine what the nerd looked like
who wrote it. Imagine his underpants are hiked up higher
than his belt and his shirt is two sizes too small.

And he's super-clumsy. He's got paint everywhere. Paint
on his hands. Drips of paint all over his clothes. Paint
on his nose and ear lobe. Paint just about everywhere.

The dude probably spends more time cleaning paint than
coating walls.

I can almost see him with his foot stuck in the paint
bucket hopping around trying to get a spot out of his
carpet while his wife just watches in disbelief.

<Clappy quickly attempts to erase his name from his paint
removal teletip website before anyone notices it was him
who wrote it...>

(No not really.)

<Clappy unhikes his underpants so they are even with his
belt line to improve his chances of people believing him
that he's really not the creator of that website...>

-PicassoOfLatexInteriorHousePaint
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