You know you're a Right-winger when...
You Know Anne Coulter tells the truth and is a fair person
You Know Rush Limbaugh is usually joking but has a point.
You Know GW Bush served his country in the Guard!
You believe we are fighting to FREE an oppressed people.
You believe that people of the U.S have a choice to work or not to work,
You believe that all races are equal in the sight of GOD!
You believe in teaching the 10 comandments in public Schools
You Believe in marriage between a man and a woman is sacred.
You have gay friends and respect their right to stay quiet about it.
You believe Joe Lieberman has the right to run for what ever office he wants too!
You believe the Clinton murdered Vince Foster and hid the evidence
You Know Clinton resided over the Reagan / Bush Sr. economic boom
You know GW Bush resides over the Clinton recession caused from lack of management by the governing forces of the economy.
You know cutting taxes raises more revenues by putting $$$$ into the tax payers pockets.
You Know deficits do matter, unless they stimulate the economy.
You believe pollution is a by product of production and full employment.
You think environmentalism is sometimes extreme with out of control wild fires in A.Z.
You believe we should return to the cafe standards on all vehichles sold in the U.S
You KNOW Bush won it fair and square in Florida, and even Al Gore Agrees.
You KNOW Democrats are whiners, and are as close to communists as they can possibly be,
You KNOW socialism is still our #1 problem
You KNOW OSAMA BEN LADEN was behind 9-11
You Love all faiths and believe they have the same right to study and worship as you do.
You love Laura Bush because she gets involved in more than hanging penis ornaments on Xmas trees, and is a GOD fearing woman.
You KNOW Hillary is out to destroy the country
You BELIEVE Hillary looted the White House and is a money hungry bat out of hell. (Chicago}
You believe Al Gore said he invented the internet (because he did}
You think foreigners should be admitted by the proper ways and means
You Respect President Bush and America!
You KNOW GW Bush is unbeatable in 2004
You Respect John McCain As a HERO and a Great REPUBLICAN!
You KNOW Grey Davis created the energy crisis through agreements with the energy company's that he is trying to get out of.
You Believe Enron made some big Mistakes
even though Enron was a Democrat company
You think Dick Cheney is a great guy, and a wonderful AMERICAN , to give up that salary for the job he has now!
You KNOW Condi Rice is a great American that puts Jesse Jackson to SHAME!
You KNOW Colin Powell is a MILITARY GENIUS,AND WOULD MAKE AN EXCELLENT PRESIDENT!
You KNOW the news media is dominated by liberals
You BELIEVE the New York Times is as credible as the National Enquirer
You think Fox News is fair and balanced
You think John Kerry is a gold digging liberal Lurch!
You think all democrats are more socialists than there Republican counterparts.
You KNOW we should have stayed in Nam until we won, LBJ was RIGHT! THE French were wrong!
You think this is a good time for the world to learn to take care of themselves.
You KNOW our soldiers don't mind being in Iraq, because that is what they are there to do... the right thing!
You KNOW WMD's will still be found, in IRAQ, IRAN, SYRIA, JORDAN, Eygpt,Yemen or buried somewhere in the Middle East!
You think it's a good thing we took out Saddam when we did
You KNOW FOR A FACT Clinton destroyed the military!
You Believe without doubt the current military is Bush's creation. { LOOK AT THE PATRIOTISM of THE TROOPS}
You think Hollywood is evil, especially Susan Sarandon, the Baldwin Brothers,Janine whats her name, Ed Asner and the rest of the right wing liberal hollywood elite.
You used to hate Susan Sarandon movies,Now just you boycott tthem, and anything associated with her.
.You think the Dixie Chicks should get rid of the fat broad with the un American mouth.
YYou think all gays have rights as individuals but should keep thier sexuality in the bed room where it belongs.
You have never supported Howard Dean's candidacy.
You name your kids after individuals you respect
You're a pro-lifer, and support the death penalty.
You think Huey Newton is a great rockand roll artist.
You support NO union, because you have been involved in Unions and found them to be more destructive than productive.( Steele workers, Iron Workers ,Auto Workers,Democratic Union, Electrical Workers}
You think you might remember laughing a hell of a lot at Democratic during the the 2004 election! |
