Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its
own, entitled "Survivor-Texas Style."
The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San
Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed
up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and
Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth, and finally
back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm
gay...I love the Dixie Chicks...I'm a vegetarian...I voted for Al
Gore...George Strait Sucks...Hillary in 2004!...and I'm here to
confiscate your guns!" |
