ACCOMPLISHMENTS: GEORGE W. BUSH The White House Washington, D.C USA
I changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the
most
polluted state in the Union.
I replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog-ridden city in
America.
Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions
in
borrowed money.
Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history.
I became president after losing the popular vote by over 540,000 votes,
with
the help of my father's appointments to the Supreme Court.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT
I am the first President in US history to enter office with a criminal
record.
I attacked and took over two countries.
I shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
I am the first President in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
The first year in office, I set the all-time record for most days on
vacation by any President in US history.
Immediately after signing an executive order sending troops to invade
Iraq I
took a three day vacation at Camp David.
I set the record for more campaign fundraising trips, while in office,
than
any other President in US history.
In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their
jobs.
I cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any
President in US history.
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than
any
President in US history.
I set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any
President since the advent of television.
I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than
any
President in US history.
I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
intervene when corruption was revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused
to use
the national reserves, as past Presidents have.
I cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
take
to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record
for
protest against any person in the history of mankind.
I dissolved more international treaties than any President in US
history.
Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
history.
(The 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil
tanker
named after her.)
I am the first President in US history to have all 50 states of the
Union
simultaneously go technically bankrupt.
I am the first President in US history to order an unprovoked US first
attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation; I did so against
the
will of the United Nations and the world community, and without
consultation
with or consent from the Congress or the
American people.
I created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history
of
the United States.
I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases,
more
than any President in US history.
I am the first President in US history to have the United Nations
remove the
US from the human rights commission.
I am the first President in US history to have the United Nations
remove the
US from the elections monitoring board.
I refused to allow inspector's access to US prisoners of war and, by
default, no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
campaign
donations.
My biggest lifetime campaign contributor, who is also one of my best
friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds
in
world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
I am the first President to run and hide when the US came under attack
(and
then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force One.).
I took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and, in less
than a
year, made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the
biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
I am the first US President in history to have a majority of the people
of
Europe (71%) view my Presidency as the biggest threat to world peace
and
stability.
I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government
contracts.
I set all-time record for number of administration appointees who
violated
US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for
government contracts.
I have failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or
alive.'
I failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders
of
our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months, I
have
no leads and zero suspects.
In the 18 months following the 911 attacks, I have successfully
prevented
any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the
history of
the United States.
I removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any
other
President in US history.
I entered office with the best economy in US history and, in less than
two
years, turned every single economic category heading straight down.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES
I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (My Texas
driving
record has been erased and is not available).
I was AWOL from National Guard and deserted the military during a time
of
war. I refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug
use.
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away
to my
father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
bankrupt
companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the
board are
sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding
public
energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
For personal references, please speak to my Daddy or Uncle James Baker.
(They can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group.) |
