hey, some Jews have similar restrictions. i mark up the earlier post to reflect where some Jews have similar restrictions.
To:H2SteveO who wrote (6250)
From: Frederick Langford Friday, Aug 15, 2003 12:57 AM
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Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now:
No Wal-Mart,
No television,-- a few don't allow it
No cheerleaders,- probably some don't allow it
No baseball,
No football,
No basketball,
No hockey,
No golf,
No tailgate parties,- probably not on saturday, friday night- and no bacon, shrimp, pork on the bbq
No Home Depot,
No pork BBQ,- many
No hot dogs,- many-only kosher ones
No burgers,-many-only kosher ones
No lobster,- many
No shellfish,- many- or even frozen fish sticks,
No gumbo, No jambalaya.- many
More than one wife.
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.- many require hats
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there
are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
No chocolate chip cookies.- many restrict- and can't have if milk in them and had meat
No Christmas.- many
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning
camel
dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.- some
She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better
disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE?
Fred |
