By the way, the "agreement" you coerced is hereby CANCELED.
So are your posting privileges, asshole. That was really bright of you.
Oh, and I didn't coerce anything out of you. I was planning to leave your account terminated and you voluntarily offered "conditions" you'd comply with in return for the return of your posting privileges. I accepted and returned your posting privileges.
Hmmm... I used the word "privileges" 3 times there. Meaningful?
I'll say anything I like here, without your interference.
Really? You bought the site from me when??? I haven't seen the check.
I never thought you stupid. Until today.
You do it again now, and I will identify you as one of the 100 DOE Defendants. If that's what you want, then please send me your address, so that I might properly serve you.
Oh, gimme a break. You mean you can't get the address on your own? It's really easy. And I'm not a DOE. My name is Bob Zumbrunnen.
I offered you an opportunity to do the right thing,
What's this vague "right thing" you keep referring to? I've asked you this before. You've never answered.
You lied and said you knew nothing.
I'd never say I know nothing. I know many things. I don't know what the hell you're talking about, but there are lots of other things I do know. I'm 44 years old. Knowledge tends to happen after enough years.
YOU, my friend, know EVERYTHING.
I'm most definitely not your friend, and though I thank you for the kind words, I'm definitely not omniscient.
Let's see if you dare say the same thing when a judge warns you that if you lie in front of him you'll be going to federal prison for 5 years minimum.
Yeah, I'm sure they love it when people capriciously and paranoidly name anything and everyone in sight, too.
Everyone, if this character ever bullshits his way into my letting him onto the site again, feel free to perpetually speed-slap me. Letting him back on was a huge mistake. And, sadly, I think his presence has consistently done him more harm than anyone else.
He was let back on in accordance with an agreement he volunteered and that I accepted. An agreement binding only on him. He has "canceled" it. He's gone. |
