Some guy kills 3,000 Americans and foreigners by blowing up a couple of buildings, so we go after a different guy, we don't get either guy, we start dropping a billion a week to kill 200 of our guys so we can kill 8,000 of the wrong guy's women and kids, who were supposed to have 500,000 tons of anthrax that we had pictures and maps to find, that we can't find, because this other guy lied to Congress and to the UN, but it's ok because the guy said we were just trying to get Freedom for the Afghani People, which we forgot about because the Iraqis needed freedom worse, but everyone knew was a lie because we were just really after the oil, and then we have 50 million Americans run out of electricity so the guy who's in charge cuts a quick tape and forgets about the fifty million in the heat and the dark and goes to have chow with 350 rich guys in California, four days ago the "Freedom-Loving Iraqi's" blow up the pipeline that's supposed to send us all this oil, three days ago I find out we're fourth in line for the Anthrax Shuffle, two days ago our kids blow away one of the best photojournalists to ever push a record button, yesterday the top UN guy in Bagdad and 20 other folks just there trying to help get blown to bits, today I find out that the treasury department wants to crucify a minister and a little old lady who spent a few bucks in Iraq, we're BEGGING the UN for help in this quagmire after telling them to go to hell, and I'm supposed to go out and vote for this co(cksu(ker?
You gotta be sh!tting me! |
