Hoseure
Welcome back and Happy Birthday. We all missed you! The level of conversation hasn't been the same since you left.
It's been a truly amazing week. The Iraqis are dancing in the streets...they have freedom, water, power, the US turned over the middle east to the UN, the Red Sox are ten games ahead in the pennant race, Howard Dean is leading all presidental polls, gasoline prices dropped to 70 cents a gallon, the Nasdaq is at 2300, Dow at 11,500, Clappy won the PowerBall for 74 million and has agreed to put down new linolium on the NNBM bar room floor, all reality TV shows have been cancelled,Scooter and Yen built 10 more wells in the hill country, Bush fired Karl Rove and is now taking advice from Barbara Bush, polvito was given a 42 foot schooner and a giant trailer to pull it and the sun will shine on the Pacific Northwest coast when ever you want it to.
Altair19
...ok, so I made up the part about the Red Sox. |
