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Strategies & Market Trends : Paint The Table

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To: Jorj X Mckie who wrote (23713)9/4/2003 8:32:40 PM
From: Patrick Slevin  Read Replies (2) of 23786
 
How's this?

SmoothSail might like this,


An Irishman moves to the USA

Finally attends his first baseball game.

The first batter approached the batters' box,
Took a few swings and then hits a double.

Everyone was on their feet screaming "Run."

The next batter hits a single
The Irishman listened as the crowd again cheered.

"RUN, RUN"!!

The Irishman enjoyed the game and began screaming with the fans.

The fifth batter came up and four balls went by.
The umpire called "walk."

The batter started his slow trot to first base.

The Irishman stood up and screamed,

"Rrrrun ye lazy bastard, rrrun!"

The people around him began laughing.
Embarrassed, the Irishman sat back down.

A friendly fan noted the man's embarrassment,
Leaned over and explained,
"He can't run -- he's got four balls."

The Irishman stood up and screamed,
"Walk with pride, lad."
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