Ah, you are too uptight, Tom. It's Friday, just lean back, relax and forget about Razor's shortcomings:
An INTERFAX reporter was interviewing Neil Armstrong for an upcoming anniversary of his being the first man to walk upon the moon. Mr. Armstrong made an astonishing revelation: "I didn't actually say 'That's one step for man, one giant leap for mankind;' NASA wanted me to say that, so they dubbed it in. What I really said was, 'This one's for you, Mr. Goldstein!' "
The incredulous reporter asked for an explanation.
"Well, you see, when I was a kid we lived in an apartment. Our upstairs neighbors, Mr. and Mrs. Goldstein, had their bedroom right above mine. Often at night I'd hear Mrs. Goldstein say, 'I'll put that filthy thing in my mouth the day a man walks on the moon!!' "
Forecaster
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I don't know what appeared in Russian newspapers. |
