Here's Bush's resume.Compare it to Clark's!
Subject: Bush's Resume
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE
I ran for US Congress and lost.
I produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
I bought an oil company,but couldn't find any oil in
Texas; the company went bankrupt shortly after I sold
all my stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a
sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
With my father's help and name, I was elected Governor
of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR
I changed pollution laws in favor of the power and oil
companies and made Texas the most polluted state in
the Union.
I replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog-
ridden city in America.
I cut taxes and bankrupted Texas government to the
tune of billions in borrowed money.
I set the record for the most executions by any
governor in American history.
I became US President after losing the popular vote by
over 500,000 votes with the help of major Enron money
and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT
I attacked and overtook two countries.
I spent the US surplus and effectively bankrupted the
US Treasury.
I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit
in U.S. history.
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies
filed in any 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the
history of the U.S. stock market.
My record for environmental issues is the least of my
concerns.
I am the first president in U.S. History to enter
office with a criminal record.
I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in
any one-year period.
After taking-off the entire month of August, I then
presided over the worst security failure in U.S.
history.
I am supporting development of a "Tactical Bunker
Buster" nuke, a WMD.
I am getting our troops killed, under the lie of
Saddam's procurement of Yellow Cake Nuke WMD
components,then blaming the lie on our British
friends.
I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips
by a U.S. president.
In my first year in office over 2-million Americans
lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.
I set the all-time record for the most foreclosures in a
12-month period.
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration
than any other president in U.S. history.
I set the record for the least amount of press
conferences by any president since the advent of
television.
I signed more laws and executive orders effectively
amending or ignoring the Constitution than any other
president in history.
I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S.
history and refused to intervene when corruption
involving the oil industry was revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S.
history and refused to use national reserves as past
presidents have done.
My political party used the Enron private jets and
corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S.
Supreme Court during my election decision.
I have spent more money on polls and focus groups than
any other president in U.S. history.
I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the
World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later
made the U.S. the most resented country in the world,
possibly the largest failure of diplomacy in World
History.
I am actively working on a policy of "disengagement"
creating the most hostile of Israel-Palestine
relations
in at least 30 years.
I am the first president in history to have a majority
of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest
threat to world peace and security.
I am the first U.S. president in history to have the
people of South Korea more threatened by the U.S. than
by their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals
to be awarded government contracts.
I set an all-time record for the number of
administration appointees who violated U.S. law by not
selling their huge personal investments in
corporations bidding for U.S. contracts.
I failed to fulfill my pledge to capture Osama Bin
Laden, dead or alive.
I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and
support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops
and their families - in war time.
I have set the all-time record for most people
worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public
venues (15 million people) shattering the record for
protest against any other person in the history of
mankind.
I've dissolved more international treaties than any
other president in U.S. history.
I've made my presidency the most secretive and
unaccountable of any in U.S. history.
My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a
Chevron oil tanker named after her.
I am the first president in U.S. history to have
almost all 50 states of the Union simultaneously
suffer massive financial crisis.
I presided over the biggest corporate stock market
fraud of any market in any country in history.
I am the first president in U.S. history to order a
pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a
sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the
United Nations and the world community.
I created the largest government department
bureaucracy in the history of the United States.
I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget
spending increases, more than any other president in
history.
I am the first president in U.S. history to have the
United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights
Commission.
I am the first president in U.S. history to have the
United Nations remove the U.S. from the Elections
Monitoring Board.
I removed more checks and balances, and have the least
amount of congressional oversight than any other
presidential administration in U.S. history.
I rendered the entire United Nations viewpoints
irrelevant.
I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S.
"prisoners of war" (detainees) and thereby have
refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
I am the first president in history to refuse United
Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S.
election).
I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for
receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of
my best friends (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron
Corporation), presided over the largest corporate
bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history.
I failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to
murder the leaders of our country at the U.S. Capitol
Building. Even after 18 months, I have no leads and
no credible suspects.
In the past 18 months following the World Trade Center
attack, I have successfully prevented any public
investigation into the biggest security failure in the
history of the United States.
I removed more freedoms and civil liberties for
Americans than any other president in U.S. history.
In a little over two years, I created the most divided
country in decades, possibly the most divided since
the Civil War.
I entered my office with the strongest economy in U.S.
history and have turned every single economic category
downward - all in less than two years.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES
I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in
Maine. My Texas driving record has been erased and is
not available.
I was AWOL from the National Guard.
I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any
questions about drug use.
All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now
in my father's library, sealed, and unavailable for
public view.
All records of SEC investigations into insider trading
or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public view.
All records or minutes from meetings that I or my
Vice-President attended regarding public energy policy
are
sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
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