Late Night Joke
Monday Night October 6
Leno
Today of course you know is Yom Kippur, it’s a day set aside for atonement, except in California where it’s a day set aside for libel, slander, and defamation of character.
Are you all ready for the big election tomorrow? I’m still not sure who to vote for, you’ve got Arnold who groped a few women, or Davis who screwed the whole state. So I don’t know what to do.
Today Arnold revealed his heath care plan - every woman gets a free breast exam.
You now I know why they call this election a recall. Suddenly women are going, "Yeah, I know he touched me thirty years ago. I just recalled it now!”
More allegations about Arnold came out today; turns out he was at a Democratic fund-raiser a few years ago with that his wife Maria made him go to, you know because she’s obviously a big Democrat. And I guess as Arnold reached under the table to touch a woman, he felt Clinton’s hand coming from the other side. They locked.
See people are really split on this thing, like Jamie Lee Curtis the actress. She said when they made the movie "True Lies,” Arnold was a perfect gentleman. Although Tom Arnold said that he did grab his breasts.
Arnold was not the only one, today six inflatable women claimed they were groped by Cruz Bustamante.
Hey Kev, do you know what Gray Davis is going to be for Halloween? Unemployed. |
