"You will force a conscientious man to soap a naked woman's body and if he refuses, you will label him a sinister bigot that should be driven from business."
Stop being stupid. If I start a business cutting toenails I will cut toenails--if the law allows; If I start a business soaping bodies, I will do it--if the law allows; If I start a business selling french fries, I will do it--if the law allows. But I cannot refuse french fries to women because I don't want them to think about salt, or wagons, or onions, or what is under the bed. There is a difference between public and private affairs. I cannot control the thoughts of others in either case. But privately, I can at least pretend that other people are nothing.
I would like to start a new massage company, though. I have analyzed the statistical frequency of people thinking SEX SEX SEX throughout a massage, and because I wish to control what others think (anality, you know), I have decided that I will only massage chldren under 9, or seniors over 83. I guess some of them will still think about sex (thus breaking my universal rules). They probably think it is their freedom of conscience...right? But just wait till I smack them.
I have freedom of conscience. I don't have to massage people over nine. I don't have to tolerate people around me who might think sexual thoughts. What do you mean I'm a bigot? No, I'm not. Actually, nine is way too old. I will not massage anyone over 32 months. I am the MOHO boy. I am a bigot--and I will not allow others to think about sex. I am more important than other people. |
