VERY URGENT AND STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL.
PLEASE I WANT YOU TO RELPY ME THIS MAIL TO MY ALTERNATIVE EMAIL ADDRESSES georgepres@whitehouse.gov and crawfordranch@whatayahoo.com
Dear Sir,
I am MR. GEORGE W. BUSH the son of GEORGE H. W. BUSH, former head of State of the United Sates of America who was tossed out of office in November of 1992. Since the overthrow of my father, I have been able with the support of his friends and the nine judges of the US Supreme Court to re-secure that position. A quick reference of The Washington Times, the editorial pages of the Wall Street Journal, the Weekly Standard, FOX Broadcasting and every blowhard right-wing talk show host in America will reveal that my administration is currently under siege by rebel forces under the leadership of Howard Dean.
To secure my reign, it has been necessary to concoct a phony war against my father’s former adversary in the country of Iraq. In the conduct of this war, I have run up debts of $76 billion, plus another $4 billion a month to maintain our country’s troops in this country.
I am asking your help. To prevent the people of Iraq and of the United States from regarding me as the real numb-nuts that I actually am, I ask you to transfer $87 billion to my secret bank account at Halliburton. Hence a plane to ship this money abroad through a diplomatic means without the knowledge of anybody from outside knowing my involvement in this money, to avoid be seized due to my presently situation and also I am handicapped as what next to do since I am not conversant with international monitory policies. Hence I am contacting you as a reputable and trustworthy person, with a well experience and able hand to help. This was to circumvent the security system in United States Because I want you to be holding the bag. Actually I got your contact from a reliable source, and also I believe you are in a good position to assist me to transfer this fund to save my backside.
Upon receipt of your willingness to assist me claim this money, I will then contact Tom Delay to further ring more money out of you. And as soon as this money reaches Washington D.C.
As a matter of urgency, I will like you to send to me immediately your telephone, fax number and rights as an American citizen.
You will be entitled to squat and will be further hit up for incidental expenses that may be incurred in the course of the transaction.
Your URGENT response is needed. I want you to call your local IRS Office for more detailed directives infomations and the nest requied step of how we have to make move immidiately as i have told him about you and they are to handle all the processing with you on my behalf. All your REPLY must go through these our family private email address: georgepres@whitehouse.gov and crawfordranch@whatayahoo.com. I will also need your private and direct telephone and fax number for easy reach.
Please this is a very confidential matter, you don't disclose to anybody for us to have success.
Best regard
MR GEORGE BUSH
Posted by KR in WIS on October 11, 2003 09:00 AM on:
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