Muslim leaders: But today the Jews rule the world by proxy.
cnn.com
HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ME!!!
The best Muslim minds feel that the small number of Jews control the world.
I tested that theory early this morning. While sitting on the toilet, ruling the world, I decided to see if I could make the sun come up.
Well, DAMN IT IF IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
WOW!
Tonight is the big test. I am going to try and make the sun go down and darkness fall over my part of the earth. I am sure if the word gets out that I, a Jew, am controlling the rotation of the planets, then hundreds of millions of crazy Muslims will pour out into the streets, beating themselves, whipping themselves and strapping bombs on their kids bodies.
Since there are people that are in different time zones, and won't know if I am successful in making the sun set in my part of the world, I will report back to all of you, if I, a Jew, am successful in getting the sun to set.
If I am successful, I am going to try my best to use my great powers to give Muslims working brains. |
