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To: Richard Estes who wrote (578)8/11/1997 4:04:00 PM
From: Ross   of 1551
 
"Hope" this doesn't offend.. I just love a good laugh!

"Demands of Striking UPS Workers"

10. Goodbye boring brown trucks, hello bitchin' red Ferraris

9. Permission to smack anyone who calls it "ups"

8. Forget that "lift with your legs, not with your back" crap -- we're
lifting with our backs, damn it!

7. All the styrofoam peanuts we can eat

6. Permission to tell Fed Ex guys they can absolutely positively go screw
themselves

5. $10 bonus for every hernia

4. Female drivers can refuse to deliver to White House when Hillary's away

3. One ten-minute break a day for booty calls

2. New shorts that don't make a guy's ass look so huge

1. Put a damn door on the side of the truck
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