Here's a sweet story about a gorilla & a redneck...
This is a true story. (At least as True as juniors
world view)
A small Wild Animal Park in West Virginia acquired a very rare species of
gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult
to handle.
Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla
was in heat and to make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Eddie Standen,
a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for cleaning the animals'
cages. Eddie, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability
to satisfy a female of any species.
The park administrator thought they might have a solution. Eddie was
approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for
500? Eddie showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter
ver carefully.
The following day, Eddie announced that he would accept their offer, but only
under the following four conditions.
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips." The park
administrator quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second," Eddie said, "you must never tell anyone about this." The park
administrator again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third," Eddie said, "I want all the offspring to be raised Southern
Baptist." Once again the administrator agreed.
And last of all Eddie stated, "You've got to give me another week to come up
with the $500." |
