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Pastimes : G&K Investing for Curmudgeons
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To: Uncle Frank who started this subject11/24/2003 6:56:48 PM
From: kumar   of 22706
 
heres something to laugh about :

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like
this:

- What makes 100%?

- What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

- Ever wonder about those people who say they are
giving more than 100%?

- We have all been to those meetings where someone
wants you to give over 100%.

- How about achieving 103%?



Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

..And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can then conclude with mathematical
certainty that:

While, hardwork and knowledge will get you close,

And, Attitude will get you there,

Bullshit and ass kissing will put you over the top
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