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To: SOROS who started this subject	11/26/2003 12:27:10 PM
From: Sidney Reilly	Read Replies (1) of 5569

Twenty-First Century Financial Terms: CEO – Chief Embezzlement Officer CFO – Corporate Fraud Officer MBA – Master of Bogus Accounting BULL MARKET – A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET – An extended period when kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. VALUE INVESTING – The art of buying low, and selling lower. P/E RATIO – The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market goes lower. BROKER – What my broker has made me. STANDARD & POORS – My life in a nutshell. STOCK ANALYST – The idiot who just downgraded my stock. STOCK SPLIT – When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets between them. FINANCIAL PLANNER – A guy whose phone has been disconnected. MARKET CORRECTION – The day after I buy stocks. CASH FLOW – The movement my money makes as it disappears down the toilet. YAHOO – What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker. WINDOWS – What you jump out of when you are the poor sucker above. INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR – Last year's investor who is now locked up in a nuthouse. PROFIT – An archaic word, no longer in use. 401K – Now known as only a 201k.

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