Heading out to Florida tomorrow with my sweetie for some R&R, last time I checked the weather forecast it was for mostly clear and 80. Oh yeah! As always, while I'm gone I expect you guys to bring the markets back to fair value and to solve all those pesky political, military, social-justice, human rights, world hunger, etc., etc., problems that clutter up the news these days. Also, pleeeeeeze do something about MJ. -- TIA.
PS- Now that Thanksgiving is officially over, we can haul out the first XMAS joke of the season, right? -- SIA
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, " You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. " It represents a candle, " he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates ," Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates. "
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carols". |
