...and here a small aside about Bugs, our hero. First of all, what hero is named Bugs, other than a cartoon character? Furthermore, he obviously has had no experiences with the Aprils (which happens to be my dog's name) of the world. They, like Brandis and Bambis, are out for one thing: money!!!
Now back to our story......
April, scantily clad, had mesmerized our hero, who had apparently lapsed into shallowness. But Muffy, made of sterner stuff, recognized these signs and determined to take action. Why? Well, she loved him! So, Muffy swimmingly sauntered over to Bugs, who was gawking at April, gently touched him, and then took his hand. Bugs slowly turned to Muffy, with awe in his eyes, and..... |
