A victim of circumstance..?
RESUME
>
> > George W. Bush
> > The White House, USA
>
> > EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE
>
> > LAW ENFORCEMENT:
>
> > I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine in 1976
> for driving under
> the
> > influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine,
> and had my driver's
> > license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving
> record has been
> "lost" and
> > is not available.
>
> > MILITARY:
>
> > I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went
> AWOL. I refused
> to
> take a
> > drug test or answer any questions about my drug use.
>
> By joining the Texas
> > Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty
> in Vietnam. Went
> AWOL
> > but charges were never pressed, thanks to Daddy.
>
> > COLLEGE:
> > I graduated from Yale University.
>
> > I was a cheerleader.
>
> > PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
>
> > I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
>
> > I began my career in the oil business in
> Midland, Texas in 1975.
> I
> bought an
> > oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas.
> The company went
> bankrupt
> > shortly after I sold all my stock.
>
> > I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a
> sweetheart deal
> that
> took land
> > using taxpayer money.
>
> > With the help of my father and our right-wing
> friends in the oil
> industry
> > (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected
> Governor of Texas.
>
> > ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR:
>
> > I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power
> and oil companies,
> making
> > Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
>
> > During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles
> as the most
> smog-ridden city
> > in America.
>
> > I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury
> to the tune of
> billions
> in borrowed money.
>
> > I set the record for the most executions by any
> Governor in
> American
> > history.
>
> > With the help of my brother, the Governor of
> Florida, and my
> father's
> > appointments to the Supreme Court, I became
> President after losing by
> over
> > 500,000 votes.
>
> >ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
>
> > I invaded and occupied two countries at a
> continuing cost of over
> one
> > billion dollars per week.
>
> > I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively
> bankrupted the U.S.
> Treasury.
>
> > I shattered the record for the largest annual
> deficit in U.S.
> history.
>
> > I set an economic record for most private
> bankruptcies filed in
> any
> 12-month
> > period.
>
> > I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in
> the history of
> the
> > U.S.stock market.
>
> > I am the first president in U.S. history to
> enter office with a
> criminal
> > record.
>
> > I set the the all-time record for most days on
> vacation in any
> one
> year
> > period.
>
> > After taking-off the entire month of August 2001,
> I presided over
> the
> worst
> > security failure in U.S.history.
>
> > I am supporting development of a nuclear
> "Tactical Bunker
> Buster," a
> WMD.
>
> > In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about
> our reasons for
> attacking
> > Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.
>
> > I set the record for most campaign fund-raising
> trips by a U.S.
> president.
>
> > In my first year in office over 2-million
> Americans lost their
> jobs
> and that
> > trend continues every month.
>
> > I set the all-time record for most foreclosures
> in a 12-month
> period.
>
> > I appointed more convicted criminals to
> administration than any
> president in
> > U.S. history.
>
> > I set the record for least amount of press
> conferences than any
> president
> > since the advent of television.
>
> > I presided over the biggest energy crisis in
> U.S. history and
> refused
> to
> > intervene when corruption involving the oil industry
> was revealed.
>
> > I presided over the highest gasoline prices in
> U.S. history.
>
> > I have cut health care benefits for war veterans
> and support a
> cut in
> duty benefits for active duty troops and their
> families -- in war time.
>
> > I have set the all-time record for most people
> worldwide to
> simultaneously
> > protest me in public venues (15 million people)
> shattering the record
> for
> > protest against any person in the history of
> mankind.
>
> > I've broken more international treaties than any
> president in
> U.S.
> history.
>
> > I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the
> richest of any
> > administration in U.S. history. My "poorest
> millionaire," Condoleeza
> Rice,
> > has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
>
> > I am the first president in U.S. history to order
> an unprovoked,
> pre-emptive
> > attack and the military occupation of a sovereign
> nation. I did so
> against
> > the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S.
> citizens, and
> the
> world
> > community.
>
> > I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the
> largest
> bureaucracy
> in the
> > history of the United States government.
>
> > I am the first president in U.S. history to have
> the United
> Nations
> remove
> > the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
>
> > I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
>
> > I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S.
> prisoners of war
> "detainees"
> > and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva
> Convention.
>
> > I am the first president in history to refuse
> United Nations
> election
> > inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
>
> > I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder
> for receiving the
> most
> > corporate campaign donations.
>
> > My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and
> one of my best
> friends,
> > Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate
> bankruptcy fraud in
> U.S.
> > history.
>
> > My political party used the Enron private jets
> and corporate
> attorneys
> to
> > assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during
> my election
> decision.
> I
> > have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton
> against
> investigation
> or
> > prosecution. More time and money was spent
> investigating the Monica
> Lewinsky
> > affair than has been spent investigating one of the
> biggest corporate
> > ripoffs in history.
>
> > I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after
> the World Trade
> Center
> > attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the
> most hated
> country in
> > the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world
> history.
>
> > I am first president in history to have a
> majority of Europeans
> (71%)
> view
> > my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace
> and security.
>
> > I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted
> criminals to be
> awarded
> > government contracts.
>
> > I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to
> bring Osama Bin
> Laden
> and
> > Saddam Hussein to justice.
>
> > RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
>
> > All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas
> are now in my
> father's
> > library, sealed, and unavailable for public view.
>
> > All records of SEC investigations into my
> insider trading and my
> bankrupt
> > companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
> public view.
>
> > All records or minutes from meetings that I, or
> my
> Vice-President,
> attended
> > regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy
> and unavailable
> for
> > public review.
>
> > Please consider my experience when voting in
> 2004.
>
>
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