George W. Bush RESUME
>
> George W. Bush
>
> The White House, USA
>
> EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE
>
> LAW ENFORCEMENT: I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine in 1976 for
> driving
> under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my
> driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been
> "lost" and is not available.
>
> MILITARY: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused
> to
> take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining
> the
> Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
>
> COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University. I was a cheerleader.
>
> PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
>
>
> I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
>
> I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas in 1975. I bought
> an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went
> bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
>
> I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took
> land using taxpayer money.
>
> With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry
> (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected Governor of Texas.
>
> ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR:
>
> I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making
> Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
>
> During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden
> city
> in America.
>
> I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in
> borrowed money.
>
> I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in American
> history.
>
> With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida, and my father's
> appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by
> over
> 500,000 votes.
>
> ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
>
> I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one
> billion dollars per week.
>
> I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
>
> I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
>
> I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
> 12-month period.
>
> I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S.
> stock market.
>
> I am the first president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal
> record.
>
> I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year
> period.
>
> After taking-off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst
> security failure in U.S.history.
>
> I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.
>
> In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking
> Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.
>
> I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S.
> president.
>
>
> In my first year in office over 2-million Americans lost their jobs and
> that trend continues every month.
>
> I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
>
> I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any president
> in U.S. history.
>
> I set the record for least amount of press conferences than any president
> since the advent of television.
>
> I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to
> intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
>
> I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
>
> I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in
> duty
> benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war time.
>
> I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
> simultaneously
> protest me in public venues (15 million people) shattering the record for
> protest against any person in the history of mankind.
>
> I've broken more international treaties than any president in U.S.
> history.
>
> I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
> administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza
> Rice,
> has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
>
> I am the first president in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,
> pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I
> did
> so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens,
> and the world community.
>
> I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in
> the
> history of the United States government .
>
> I am the first president in U.S. history to have the United Nations
> remove
> the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
>
> I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
>
> I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. prisoners of war"
> (detainees)
> and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
>
> I am the first president in history to refuse United Nations election
> inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
>
> I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most
> corporate campaign donations.
>
> My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends,
> Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S.
> history. My political party used the Enron private jets and corporate
> attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my
> election decision. I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton
> against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent
> investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent
> investigating
> one of the biggest corporate ripoffs in history.
>
> I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center
> attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country
> in
> the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
>
> I am first president in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%)
> view
> my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.
>
> I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
> government contracts.
>
> I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden and
> Saddam Hussein to justice.
>
> RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
>
> All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now in my father's
> library, sealed, and unavailable for public view.
>
> All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt
> companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
>
> All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President,
> attended
> regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
> public review.
>
> Please consider my experience when voting in 2004 -
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