A man meets a beautiful brunette and decides he wants to marry her right
away. She tells him they don't know anything about each other. He tells her
that it's fine ... they can learn about each other as they go along. She
consents, they marry ... then leave for their honeymoon to a very nice
resort. One morning as they are lying by the pool, he gets up, climbs the 10
meter board, and fluidly performs a two and a half tuck full gainer followed
by three rotations in a jackknife position, then straightens out and cuts
the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he comes back and
eases back on his towel.
Very excited, she says, "That was incredible!"
I used to be an Olympic diving champion," he says.
"You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along." The
brunette gets up, jumps in the pool, and starts doing laps. After about
fifty laps, she climbs back out and lies down on her towel, hardly out of
breath. Very excited, he says, ! "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic
endurance swimmer ?"
No," she answers. "I was a hooker in Laredo, Texas, and I worked both sides
of the river." |
