Here are some Deep Thoughts a friend from Dallas sent me. He's a copywriter for an advertising agency. These Deep thoughts range from the whimsical to the inane. I have no idea where he got these. Of course you should never question a man who derives his sense of humor from Get Smart.
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Its made up of 2 separate words- "mank" and "ind". what do these words mean? Its a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
Children need encouragement. If a child gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.
Sometimes I think I'm better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.
Dad thought that laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think its ok to laugh and let your hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.
I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, "hey, when are you going to pay that $100 you owe me?" or "Do you have that $50 you borrowed?"
Man, quit being so cheap!
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone realize how stupid war is, and while they're thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them......
.....that's it. Christine, whenever you're feeling down, come back to these deep thoughts. Even though you've already read them and they may no longer be funny, you'll feel good knowing that you did laugh once. |
