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Technology Stocks : COMS & the Ghost of USRX w/ other STUFF
COMS 0.001300.0%Nov 7 11:47 AM EST

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To: DMaA who wrote (3617)8/13/1997 12:11:00 AM
From: David Lawrence   of 22053
 
I posted the full list on the joke thread, but I thought I'd share some of the better ones here...

Actual bumper stickers found on actual cars:

* So many stupid people... so few comets.
* Horn broken. Watch for finger.
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
* Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
* I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
* Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
* I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
* The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
* Rehab is for quitters.
* I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
* Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
* Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
* IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
* Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students.
* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
* Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
* We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
* Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
* Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
* Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
* Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
* Keep honking...I'm reloading.

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