Bush, essen sie immer mehr brezln bitte.
Bush please keep eating more and more pretzels.LOL
Here's a joke my father-in-law sent me...a wise elderly man!
Advice from Stately Ghosts in the White House
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One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He
awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him, "George,
what's the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Set an honest and
honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, then fades away.
The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson
moving through the darkened bedroom.. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is
the best thing I could do to help the country?" "Respect the Constitution,
like I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight.
The third night sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He awake to see
the ghost of F. D. R. hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, What
is the best thing I could do to help the country?" "Help the people, just
like I did," FDR replies, and fades into the mists.
Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving
in the shadows. It is Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing
I can do right now, to help the country?" Bush pleads.
Abe replies, "Go see a play." |
