Yes, it's all very fast and easy, trust me.
Of course, after the standard deductions, you know, all the normal stuff like withholding tax, sales tax, value-added tax, title insurance, arrival tax, departure tax, college grad discount, presubscribed interexchange carrier charge, affirmative action supplement, currency fluctuation fee, deferred sales load, seasonally-adjusted trade deficit contribution, federal excise tax, inner-city youth transportation allowance, windshield-cleaning stipend, universal telephone service surcharge, demurrage, hedonic pricing effect, bid-ask spread factor, rural long-distance subsidy, workers’ compensation ransom, 12b-1 fees, inflation adjustment, slavery reparations, early termination penalties, congressional pork-barrel assessment, deluxe mudflaps and rustproofing premium, market-maker vigorish, pre-emptive peace dividend reclamation garnishment and the 12% universal alimony tax, you will have about $3.50 left in your account.
But just plunk it all on Tracy's next pick, you'll be rich in no time. |
