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Technology Stocks : COMS & the Ghost of USRX w/ other STUFF
COMS 0.00170-19.0%Dec 26 9:30 AM EST

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To: DMaA who wrote (3617)8/13/1997 10:53:00 AM
From: David Lawrence   of 22053
 
EEEEK! I just heard a story on the radio where a woman was charged with assault for biting off her boyfriend's.............tongue!

I can just imagine the newspaper article tomorrow.....

In a written statement to police, the victim stated that he and his (now former) girlfriend had been arguing about his channel surfing at Mach 3. He threw the remote controller to her, which, according to the victim, accidently hit her in the nose. She screamed at him "Eat shit!" to which the victim responded "You wish!". The victim's statement went on to state that, moments later, the girlfriend expressed her desire to kiss and make up, and one thing led to another.....

Forensics experts are still at the crime scene trying to locate the victim's eyeballs which popped out of his head during the incident. The suspect is under guard at the local hospital, where doctors remain on vigil for the victim's tounge. When asked what her motive was, the suspect replied "I told him he was gonna eat shit!".

Upon leaving the emergency roon, our reporter asked the victim to comment on the incident. He replied "I have nothing to thay".


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